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harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

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theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

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arelimarie:

Those nights where you need someone just to be there but there’s no one there to help.

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simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

(via asleep-inthe-asylum)

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